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Okay, if you're going to stay here, I need to lay down some rules, regulations, and I guess facts about me and stuff to expect from me often?
1- I have no fans, only friends. The people listed below are my closest ones, but that doesn't make you any less special!
2- Put up with my intense fangirling. I'm obsessed with good shows like Star VS. The Forces of Evil, Adventure Time, Avatar; The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra (sequel to Avatar). Those last two are my favorite shows.
3- Call me J-Willy (please don't).
4- I really REALLY like Disney, expect me to talk about my favorite Disney movies.
5- I'm an idiot and make stupid images of my characters.
6- Okay, listen, I honestly don't give two flying lemur scats on what pronouns you use, but if you really want to know, I am a girl.
7- Come with me to The Foo Fighters Arms if you really love me.
8- I like Foo Fighters.
9- This has got to be my favorite nursery rhyme
I had a little nut tree
Nothing would it bear
But a silver nutmeg
And a golden pear
The King of Spain's daughter
Came to visit me
And all for the sake
Of my little nut tree
10- I will notify you every time I watch Happy Feet. It's a TRADITION! Not daily or weekly, but every-time-I-watch-Happy-Feet-ly.
11- I still, un-ironically, love Little Einsteins. I'M SORRY IT'S JUST SO NOSTALGIC!
12- I've only watched 6 anime but I act like I've seen all of them
13- Please, please PLEASE don't provide criticism unless asked to or it's absolutely necessary
Swag's list of favorite shows:
-Avatar; The Last Airbender
-The Legend of Korra
-Star Vs. The Forces of Evil
-More but Swag is laaaazy
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Dat peep I know IRL:
Some good buddy chum pals of mine:
Keeg the Dreegeeg Sleeger who made peeg and harmoneeg with the dreegeeg by signeeg the peeg treegty breegeeg peeg and harmoneeg betweeg the valleeg and the dreegeeg keeg:
"Secretly" a Turkey
And our sons:
We finally have a daughter:
Look a nerd:
One whose talents I wish to exploit up the wazoo: